Monday, 20 December 2010

Harry Potter's beaten friend

So a fucking freezing minus stupid morning waiting outside a court for two blokes who battered their female relative, who just so happened to be in the franchise that's known as Harry Potter.

Why the hell you would ever steep as low as to hit your daughter or sister I will never know. Disgusting.
Afshan Azad didn't appear, maybe out of fear, not sure. Would you wana confront you fear?

Surrounded by other Press Photographers, they're like a different breed of human some of them, pressing their wrinkly moaning faces up against the glass of the court building. It wont speed anything up you twat!

 Out come the accused, trying to cover up with his cheese n onion walkers in hand, he turned full circle and did an ego boosting stance that you would only expect from the rock n roll elite headlining Glastonbury. Instead he still looked like a whimpering wanker who beats his sister.

Inabit, Man U Xmas party to find...

Sunday, 19 December 2010

where to start???


this is my second blog in one day!!! i dont think anyones even read my first one, except me, i liked it,  gave myself a pat on the back, i wonder if thalidomides have a general sense of self neglect as they just cant reach around to thier backs to give it a good pat! they cant even scratch thier own arse....anyway....just thought id put a pic up of a recent job i did which involved photographing one of my legends as a teenager, the guy who influenced a swagger in my walk, encouraged me to smoke and drink and swear and all the beautifully disrespectful activities a young man should excercise...mr liam gallagher.
 It was more of a pap job, as his new pretty green store was opening on king street in manchester, strangely on the 30th anniversary of john lennons death...coincidence or cheap PR stunt to get in the papers, my respect for the guy wants to believe the first one, my cynical side the latter. so there was about 10 photographers outside on a freezing cold december day, in true fashion he was about 2 hours late, the sun was low, making it a tricky shot. his carrier eventually pulled up and the legend appeared..and came straight for me, which can only be described as a finger attack, yes...i was fingered by liam g!!! success!

just a diary isnt it?

i suppose an introduction is expected here, it all feels quite strange and cheesy, streesy if you like...or maybe change? ive many labels which have been attached to me, some i like, some i dont, some that are being created as youre reading this. nob head springs to mind...anyway...we are Mousike photography...we like to capture things! in a creative way not in freaky fritzel way.
 
Theres two of us...our names are irrelevant, were both press photographers by trade, so our days are filled with what most of you will interpret as interesting but what we file as a ball ache!! we cover everything from court snatches of dodgy peados to the latest news stories, anything you read in a newspaper or magazine basically! the job doesnt really require any kinda creative skills, once youve done one pr job you should really have sussed out the formula. i may sound negative about my job but i do love it really, beats working for a living! It also introduced me to the music side of photography, which inturn lead to mousike being created, for which ill be eternally greatful. ill go more into that in the future. So basically were two creative photographers who want to express ourselves! were always looking for artists/bands who are willing to collaborate with us, wether it be for promo purposes or just mere ego grooming reasons.

Were gonna try and keep this thing updated, quite simply to irrigate our minds from the daily occurencies!

my apologies for the brief introduction but my teas ready!

al