New england manager appointed

So sergeant Capello has ran away, like a true italian... the joke about italian tanks in ww2 only having one gear....reverse, springs to mind. Apparently he was a good coach, so the players keep saying on twatter but he lacked the one thing thats needed in that position, charisma.
  So many people have lost interest in the national side, it used to be country before club, not anymore. Nights..even weekends used to be planned around watching England play, now its a case of "turn it over, top gears on".
  After the MISS-erable attempts in the world cup, i found myself for the first time since i was a boy not getting sucked into it all, the national side has for so long and for so many been like that woman you wanna get with but you know soon as you let her in she will do your head in! but under Capello it was like she`d put about 4 stone on and developed acne, making it easier to forget her and move on.
However....now hes gone...it some how feels like ive just found out she`s joined a gym, started washing and won the lottery.
   So whos it gonna be....??? id love nothing more than for Harry the hatchet redknapp to take over, he`s english, he speaks his mind and he`s straight out of a Guy Ritchie film, know wot i mean son? The players seem to be all for this aswel, the united ones anyway...no suprises there though as spurs are breathing down their necks, he could do both jobs at once but maybe half heartedly. Another swiss bank account may be necessary though.
Theres a few names that are being thrown around like a hooker at a Man united xmas party...
Hodgson...8-1....too old
Pardew...12-1...too nice
Shearer...33-1....too comfy on his MOTD sofa
Southgate..20-1...the face of english football??? i hope not
Pierce..... 7-1....my personal choice....
He cant be foreign, so the players are saying...they have trouble with English as it is...ERRRMMMM (harry would have to get an English bank account)... that leaves McClaren out(sounds foriegn anyway)
Mourinho at 8-1 is out of the question BUT how good would that be??? he would inject that swagger back for sure, the women would get back into it aswel...the less said about Southgate, the better...melted welly.
Whatever happens, the players need a good old reshuffle and reminded playing for England is a privelage and not a burden, theyre not Gods, theyre footballers, theyre entertainement, escapism for our fine nation and at a time of uncertainty and recessions, we need something to smile about again.

YOU LOOKIN AT ME SON???